How to stop grease fires before they happen by servicing and fixing your grease trap
1. Stop cooking with so much oil, there's an obesity epidemic don't ya know?
2. Find oil alternatives that can serve as substitutes.
3. Dump your oil in the ocean! (Note - don't get caught, this is highly illegal and devastating for the environment.)
4. Start a small controlled burn in the kitchen to prevent a much larger fire at a later date.
5. Greasyspoon technicians can be deployed to your location to help you manage your greasetraps.